Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
and seeing people who actually have their shit together
the worst part about periods is like
i wash you, vagina
i buy you nice toys
i even give you a hair cut sometimes
and you gon do me like this, vagina?
you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES
what if you nut in a girl mouth and she spit it up like triple h